CONTRACTOR: And this is your panic room.
CLIENT: What the heck is a panic room? A place to store little paper sacks in case you hyperventilate?
CONTRACTOR: No. No. This is a safe place for you to go if someone in your house is trying to harm or kill you.
CLIENT: Is that where you put the controls for the turrets?
CONTRACTOR: Turrets? There... there are no... turrets.
CLIENT: No turrets? ... Okay. So, what is this room for?
CONTRACTOR: If someone is trying to kill you, then you run to this room and lock the door.
CLIENT: I don't follow.
CONTRACTOR: It puts an impenetrable barrier between you and the intruder.
CLIENT: So how do I get to them?
CONTRACTOR: You don't. The point is to remain safely locked away until either they leave or the police arrive to apprehend them.
CLIENT: Wait. Why are we getting police involved in this?
CONTRACTOR: To... arrest the criminals.
CLIENT: Oh. So, I'm locked in there, and there's not turrets in the other rooms?
CONTRACTOR: No turrets.
CLIENT: So, do I release some kind of knock-out gas or something? This is very confusing.
CONTRACTOR: No. There's nothing for you to DO. All it does is keep THEM from being able to threaten YOU. It just keeps you safe so they won't hurt you.
CLIENT: Ohhhhhhh. Heh heh heh. Oh, you're adorable. But seriously, show me the secret compartments for all my guns.
CONTRACTOR: What?