I'm a little goblin
I don't know what to do
If you come sit next to me
I might throw up on you

I am truly disgusting
I might pick my nose
And if you ask I might tell you
A joke that really blows

My manners are atrocious
And with any luck
I will annoy and you'll complain
But I won't give a- I...

 really like my singing
I love to sing out loud
I go into an audience
and really clear a crowd

They say my voice is horrid
I say that it does pass
My very test so they can go
And shove it up their- I...

 never had a girlfriend
They always seem to leave
They say hey dude you're really rude
You make me want to heave

Then I do it for them
I cover them with lunch
I say hey babe been nice to know
And thanks a really bunch

I often get my face slapped
They turn and walk away
When they do I pinch their butts
I grab some every day

It's said I should be nicer
I say you're uptight
You can keep it to yourself and
This is what you can bite-

Me, I don't know what I'm doing
But it sure is lots of fun
There's a big man running toward me
So I really now must run