You can move either with the universe or against it, but if you choose to move against it, then don't complain about the friction.

I ate the VEGAN's high-horse.

Anyone can make you a subject, but only you can make you a victim.

Victim is a state of mind, not a state of being.

There's no good reason to feel insulted by anything.  The truth is to be accepted, opinions are to be gathered, and lies are to be ignored.

The only reason you'd want to change something is if you don't like the way it is.

Never underestimate the value of shutting the hell up.

I'm gonna come back there and separate you two, and I don't mean from each other.

Move it one inch closer, and I'll make it one inch shorter.

Don't think I won't eat you.

If you're not thinking like a predator, then you're thinking like prey.

The Truth does not care what you think about itself.

If life was easy, I'd be finished with it by now.  (may not actually be originally from me)

Life is fair.  People just take it the wrong way.

Time spent thinking about one thing is time spent not thinking about another.

The best husband is not a warrior, and the best warrior is not a husband.  The best mother is not a businesswoman, and the best businesswoman is not a mother.

If you're trying to be a businesswoman and a mother, then you're doing two jobs half-assedly.

Always welcome, with open arms, the opportunity to be proven wrong.

If you can't beat them, confuse them.

A wise person learns from their mistakes.  A wiser person knows enough not to make them to begin with.

I'm not anti-social.  I'm just not that casually interested.

If the shoe doesn't fit, then quit trying to wear it.