I'd like to take a moment to thank some of the people, within my realm of experience, who have inspired me to become a better person... than them.

Those people, who have no idea who they are, but whom I have desperately worked to avoid being like in any way whatsoever... to a practical extent.

The blatently lazy, blatently hypocritical, the liars, and those who are simply dumbasses: I cannot help but wonder what kind of person I would be today if not for those people providing me examples of how not to live.

Your repulsiveness goes a long way to help keep me on track to becoming the person that I want to be. So, as much as I wish you would all quit being who you are, I cannot help but wonder where that would leave me.

I appreciate my life a lot more just know that I'm not you

You suck, and I'm the better for having experienced you.

Not to mention, you're great for my self-esteem.

I thank you all.

I'd hug you, but I really don't want to.