I have created a new word.

Gumflorgenshooble.

I have deemed it the most offensive name that anyone can be called. Whatever previously existing name that you consider to be the most offensive, this one is 1000 times more offensive.

To all who read this, I hereby call you a gumflorgenshooble.

Now, I insist that you feel completely and utterly offended to the point of being scarred for life.

This is not optional. It is universal law. If you do not obey, then there is something wrong with you.

To better understand this directive, read I Won't Call It "The N-Word".

I COMMAND YOU!!!!